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AP - Middle-aged wife and mother of 3 holds ex-husband and his family at gunpoint ....

A small town, Kentucky ... Mrs. Bobbi Boop is accused of holding her ex-husband and his family at gunpoint after the wedding reception of her oldest daughter, Princess Dawn. According to eyewitnesses, Boop had been severely stressed about the pending nuptials of her daughter, knowing she would have to spend most of the day and evening in the presence of her ex-husband, Ronald McDonald. Boop and McDonald went through a bitter and nasty divorce over 25 years ago, but they share two daughters, Princess Dawn and Princess Carolyn.

When police arrived at the scene, Boop's ex-family were corralled in a back room and made to strip down to their underwear while having a small handgun pointed at them. At one point, Boop is accused of throwing eggs from the refrigerator at each person, screaming, "Now you all have egg on your face."

Boop eventually surrendered her gun to her current husband, Mr. Boop. After an intensive police interrogation, Boop was bound in a straight jacket and carted off to Crackers & Liars Loony Bin. Her family denied all requests for an interview. The family of McDonald can be seen on the next addition of The Jerry Springer Show.

This has actually been my nightmare for the past few weeks, so if you get a phone call from me late at night on June 20th, I'll probably be looking for bail money ....