This is not an original poem, but ever since I did a poem based on Jingle Bells, I've had this ditty running through my head from childhood.
Jingle bells, shotgun shells
Santa Claus is dead.
Rudolph took a 45
And shot him in the head!
GI Joe, GI Joe
Tried to save his life,
But Barbie doll, Barbie doll,
Stabbed him with a knife.
Now, how unsavory is that??!!!
1 comment:
Yeah, love these sort of rhymes, we used to sing:
Jingle bells Batman smells
Robin's flown away
The Batmobile has lost its wheels
so it won't be here today.
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