Novel - T

To take my mind off the bad mood (my foot is killing me) I'm in, here are some quotes from my favorite novelty T-shirts:

• Put on your big girl panties and deal with it!
• Under house arrest…(you don’t see me here)
• I’m not fluent in Idiot, so please speak very slowly to me
• Do I look like a friggin’ people person?
• Restraining orders are just another way of saying “I love you”
• Revenge – the reason I get up each day
• You know what your problem is … you’re stupid!
• I hear voices and they don’t like you
• I don’t discriminate – I hate everyone
• Practice safe sex – go fuck yourself
• Talk nerdy to me
• Are you trying to piss me off?
• You have my complete attention … until something better comes along
• Heaven doesn’t want me and Hell is afraid you’ll take over
• Everyone is entitled to be stupid … but you are abusing the privilege
• I’m not ignoring you – you’re just not worth noticing
• Some people just don’t know how to drive – I call these people “Everyone but me.”
• Your ridiculous opinion has been duly noted
• Strangers have the best candy
• If I throw a stick, will you go away?
• I don’t suffer from insanity … I enjoy every minute of it
• Does it look like I care?
• I reach my goal by lower my standards
• …And your whiny, crybaby opinion would be?
• You're like a wedgie that won’t go away.
• I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person