Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Novel - T

To take my mind off the bad mood (my foot is killing me) I'm in, here are some quotes from my favorite novelty T-shirts:

  • Put on your big girl panties and deal with it!
  • Under house arrest…(you don’t see me here)
  • I’m not fluent in Idiot, so please speak very slowly to me
  • Do I look like a friggin’ people person?
  • Restraining orders are just another way of saying “I love you”
  • Revenge – the reason I get up each day
  • You know what your problem is … you’re stupid!
  • I hear voices and they don’t like you
  • I don’t discriminate – I hate everyone
  • Practice safe sex – go fuck yourself
  • Talk nerdy to me
  • Are you trying to piss me off?
  • You have my complete attention … until something better comes along
  • Heaven doesn’t want me and Hell is afraid you’ll take over
  • Everyone is entitled to be stupid … but you are abusing the privilege
  • I’m not ignoring you – you’re just not worth noticing
  • Some people just don’t know how to drive – I call these people “Everyone but me.”
  • Your ridiculous opinion has been duly noted
  • Strangers have the best candy
  • If I throw a stick, will you go away?
  • I don’t suffer from insanity … I enjoy every minute of it
  • Does it look like I care?
  • I reach my goal by lower my standards
  • …And your whiny, crybaby opinion would be?
  • You're like a wedgie that won’t go away.
  • I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person

1 comment:

Cynthia L. H. said...

Yep. Some days are like that.
Hang in there.